Small Town Strip Club Reviews (w/ Sven Johnson)

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in this video we look at the google reviews for small town strip clubs. that is what we do in this video.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
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Gus Johnson
4 meses atrás
hey guys yippee thanks for more smalltown review fun! and thank you again to the sponsor for today: simplisafe.com/gusjohnson
Star Dragon
Mês atrás
The animated Cat 🐈‍⬛
Collin Blank
Mês atrás
I'm a little late to the call to action. But if you want to see some really awful reviews, look at BoardGameGeek. Specifically 1 start reviews for chess. It's just a bunch of grandiose dipshits thinking they are better than the world's most popular game.
Cayden B
2 meses atrás
@dorkpork911 can you give me the context
dorkpork911
2 meses atrás
Can you do bowling alleys or bars
UsAndEveryoneWeKnow
2 meses atrás
I don't know if you have it in the US, but Freecycle is funny. People begging for things for free, but with often very high, piss taking expectations. There are also some home cooked foods people are selling that are cat food standard, and very strange beauty/massage services on Shpock.
Caitlynn C.K.
3 horas atrás
I had a female friend once say “don’t you hate having nipple hair?” And i slow blinked at her cuz I had no clue girls got hair there. I guess it really is a thing! Not something I’d want to find in my mouth at a srip club though
ROARtheRAPPER
8 horas atrás
God that intro was hilarious. XD
Fryd Fish
8 horas atrás
the only thing in common you guys have in common is the front teeth. this is not a bad thing
Devon with an i
9 horas atrás
8:51 I feel like Gus saw every sin I’ve ever committed.
benjamin johns
Dia atrás
I was caught off guard way too hard at 8:00
nick jig
2 dias atrás
Just found your channel, your hilarious bro, I wish u lots of success , never stop brotha , best of luck to u and your channel for the future !!
nick jig
2 dias atrás
Lap dances and lumber , what a great strip joint
Dumbass Ghost
4 dias atrás
I feel that I must comment cause I went to a strip club and helped pay off a future lawyers student debt, so I can really relate to Benjamin on this one.
Midget Zilla
6 dias atrás
You can tell they're brothers they have the same laugh!! :)
Colonel Sanders
7 dias atrás
That’s a really neat shirt
street urchin
8 dias atrás
Badass seattle hat ! Im a seattlite
street urchin
8 dias atrás
I thought sven was bryce hall
Yaz P
8 dias atrás
Coming to you LIVE from the Midwest: We are not ok. That is all.
monksux
8 dias atrás
It’s a soft shell crab sandwich guys… 😂 I get that in these places are probably wacky trashy, but no one is putting a live crab between bread, thx for the laugh tho, you guys are awesome
Ethan Scott
10 dias atrás
Do recipe reviews, some people say that they changed 80% of the ingredients and say it tasted bad.
GamingRebel
11 dias atrás
Jesus Christ the fucking lumberyard 😂 as soon he said lumber I already knew
Jace of Spades
12 dias atrás
6:25 No private! Noooooooooo!
hyper lethal muffin
12 dias atrás
review the Sinai Peninsula
PIPE
12 dias atrás
9:15 they laugh like dads “eh eh eh eh eh”
Zach
12 dias atrás
I hate when I go to the strip club and bring home like 7 humans
Buffy Star
14 dias atrás
1 Corinthians 15:1-4 King James Bible Moreover, brethren, I declare to you the gospel which I preached to you, which also you received and in which you stand, 2by which also you are saved, if you hold fast that word which I preached to you-unless you believed in vain. For I delivered to you first of all that which I also received: that Christ died for our sins according to the Scriptures, and that He was buried, and that He rose again the third day according to the Scriptures
Leo Spencer
14 dias atrás
15.24 Why do you have a hotel lamp?
David Polasky
14 dias atrás
I'm up in Fargo, North Dakota. Jerry hasn't shown up yet. Do I have to stay in this dirty old strip club? It smells like wasted potential in here. Damn that Jerry. This is no place for an Amish gentleman.
Jackson Penfield
14 dias atrás
Crabe in pepsi maxx??
Rocco T Cacharelis
15 dias atrás
You know your clubs popping when the bible guy goes to your strip club
Belmer Portillo
15 dias atrás
Spas/wax places
One Boy Many Memes Official
15 dias atrás
Outside the USA, like the uk or Australia?
Fettigkeit
16 dias atrás
Can confirm the existence of tiddie hairs in this midwest state
Rachel Frumkin
16 dias atrás
I think you should just read the reviews for Deja Vu strip club. They are out here in LA but their slogan is Deja Vu strip club exotic dancers: 100 of pretty girls and 1 ugly one.
Baron Lott
16 dias atrás
I'm from the midwest, it's fucking weird, pizzas good though
Sir Spinnieouse Chairess
16 dias atrás
I concur
Sir Spinnieouse Chairess
16 dias atrás
1:36 When your little brother starts crying
NeuesTestament
17 dias atrás
King James Bible study in the strip club
sanane ki
17 dias atrás
Yo the bread looks alright why you hating, Gus?
Fred Ash
17 dias atrás
Titty hair in my mouth? Yo had me crying over here that's the best review 👏
GreenVana Mansön
17 dias atrás
I *need* Gus's shirt.
Hakay
17 dias atrás
6:10 that’s from a kilian experience video specifically the cooking crab one
vizthex
18 dias atrás
I love the interactions between these too lmao.
Daysen Lee
18 dias atrás
Where can I guy get his hands on one of those shirts tho? @Gus Johnson
bill shears
18 dias atrás
why is gus’ audio so quiet
Neku900
19 dias atrás
6:10 That's a screencap from a youtube video where a dude boils a crab in pepsi!
A Study of
19 dias atrás
The crab in the bread is from a channel called killian experience, he calls it crab ela Pepsi max incase anyone wanted to no
Lord Spoops
20 dias atrás
Sadly, there is no review that says “Icky”
Shoop A Loop
20 dias atrás
Hey Gus, i dont know what video you could make that could include this but you should read some of the owner responses from a local taxi cab company in my town. Trust me when i say its fucking worth it. Anyone else interested, check out Walt's Taxi Cab service in Dayton Ohio...you wont be disappointed.
Thomas Marinaro
20 dias atrás
Gay bar
Iancraftmal
20 dias atrás
Hey August, washing machine.
The Void
20 dias atrás
That crab is not even cooked you can tell because it’s not red
Suzanne
21 dia atrás
14:33 How come the response from the owner is older than the review itself? Surely you didn't screenshot them 3 months apart? lol
Kevin Luo
6 dias atrás
I edited the review, so it shows the more recent date.
The Rat King
21 dia atrás
6:10 Didn’t killian make that
Pringles James
24 dias atrás
You didn’t think about the ‘crying’, huh?
Nick Oliver
24 dias atrás
The one about the lumber is for the Des Moines iowa strip club called the lumber yard. Scetchy at best
Halfeaten Bread
24 dias atrás
Parks
Jabbatrios
24 dias atrás
Never would have thought the bible belt needed this much jesus
Fugle
26 dias atrás
Sabriiinaaaa **WHAAAAAA**
Gino Milkos
27 dias atrás
Gus is really starting to resemble Dr. Phil. Maybe it's just the mustache and blue eyes.
Lordof Bradshaw
27 dias atrás
16 year olds are left in there by fathers that don’t want gay mo sons
boardonfire4
28 dias atrás
That shirt is hard af
two spicy peppers from the void
Mês atrás
E
two spicy peppers from the void
Mês atrás
12:44 Gus looks like a reporter 10 seconds after they switch
ÈRPÉKA
Mês atrás
6:14 Ah! Famous Crab à la Pepsi Max! Such a delightful meal
The MonsterTaco
Mês atrás
6:22 the strip club has CRABS
Hans Hans
Mês atrás
Is Gus short for Gustav?
Rin's Everything
Mês atrás
Do you guys live in the midwest, or do you just have some personal beef with it?
RandalfTheBlack
Mês atrás
Why are you wearing my childhood?
Jombi
Mês atrás
I love that shirt Gustaf
martinoc 22
Mês atrás
I love their mom so much cause naming her kids Gus and Sven is so different yet perfect
Tyler Morgan
Mês atrás
👁️--_--👁️
Charless Smith
Mês atrás
Why does Sven look so much younger then Gus
zanea7
Mês atrás
oh no, one of these is from my town
Ghost Girl
Mês atrás
Sven.... is your brother secretly a Swedish tennis player..
REKRAP Tiedeman
Mês atrás
i'm in the midwest, theres isn't even a strip club in my town. am i missing out on my teen years or something?
Dominic Woryn
Mês atrás
mini golf
Jargoli Kardeenan
Mês atrás
airbnb reviews trust me they’re ridiculous
Jeff rey
Mês atrás
Delicious choice with the Archer Farms trail mix back there, Sven.
MackMof
Mês atrás
I imagine it was called something like morning wood
Charles Manthan
Mês atrás
1:34
Spencer Bartley
Mês atrás
I think dispensarys would be hilarious! That or waffle house reviews from super populated areas like downtown New York!
Hisoka Morow
Mês atrás
Sven: SABRINA Gus: NOOOOO-
Jackson Boord
Mês atrás
6:16 Mr Johnson I’m pretty sure that is a sort shell crab in witch case you eat the entire thing and how I know this ima Marylander and people eat sort shell crabs a lot
Onion Knight
Mês atrás
Gus and Sven look like they aren't even related, it's strange
Akira Tetsuo
Mês atrás
But they have the exact same smile
Gioacchino Sessa
Mês atrás
The next step is reading r34 comments
xRuxxyFX
Mês atrás
just make this a podcast already! "Small Town Talk"
Jinx Cats
Mês atrás
Well who pointed!???
DudeEtudeGaming
Mês atrás
We just gonna gloss over the fact that the owners review was 3 months before Kevin said just here before gus makes a video?
Kevin Luo
Mês atrás
I edited the review after the owner responded, so it shows the more recent date.
Lazy Dudes gaming
Mês atrás
I wanna play with my toy trucks on your shirt, Gus. Consider this a threat.
Jacob Laursen
Mês atrás
Jerry is dead
All about South Park
Mês atrás
Are u from a hill billy environment
HeyItzJenine
Mês atrás
Maybe its the cropping of the split screen, but why does sven look so w i d e XD
jt354
Mês atrás
1 Corinthians 15:1-4 is far too wholesome for a one-star review. I expected something more like this: "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars-they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death." Revelations 21:8
Jamestown
Mês atrás
6:05 - Oh, I know what that is. It's Crab in Pepsi Max, as prepared by Kilian Experience. brsun.info/run/fHSfeqiqup19nak/video.html
PolarisIsotope
Mês atrás
9:28 well that was disorienting for me as my name is Hayden and I am not going to any strip clubs.
Funky Benzoyl
Mês atrás
Poor Tim.
Bong Jovi
Mês atrás
Who's the adopted one? lol
y5y5656
Mês atrás
Hey bud mid west hear(preparing a line) we are doing great(prepare a nostrils) thanks for asking(snorts the line)
Tokyoman
Mês atrás
When Sven started coming into the video at the start he gave off that “bUt MoM sAiD iT wAs My TuRn To PlAy On ThE xBoX” vibe.
Derek Fox
Mês atrás
Look like two Biden voters
SlowMiki
Mês atrás
*I literally have the same exact headphones as Gus or they look too similar*
Christian Fletcher
Mês atrás
The crab is from a video of a guy boiling it in Pepsi , has nothing to do with a strip club
David Ganimations
Mês atrás
Hod I can’t look away from that mustache
David Gutierrez
Mês atrás
Uhmmm I think I know Jerry I think he dated my mom for a week, he said he was from south dakota.... we live in north dakota...